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| Character | Dr Evil | |
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age Range(s) | Adult (36-50), Senior (>50) | |
| Type of monologue / Character is | Descriptive, Depressed | |
| Type | Comic | |
| Year | 1997 | |
| Period | 20th Century | |
| Genre | Action, Comedy | |
| Description | Dr Evil at the therapist | |
| Details | 1 hr into the film | |
Summary
Austin Powers is a British hipster spy who has been cryonically frozen and brought out in the 90s to fight his arch-enemy Dr Evil. Dr Evil has stolen a nuclear weapon and is holding the world hostage.
In this hilarious monologue Dr Evil is at therapy session and narrates his life story.
In this hilarious monologue Dr Evil is at therapy session and narrates his life story.
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| DR EVIL: "The details of my life are pretty inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At the age of 18 I went out to Evil Medical School. At the age of 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat. An actor a dancer....." |
