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  • A Monologue from the play "The Two Gentlemen of Verona" by William Shakespeare
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CharacterLaunce
GenderMale
Age Range(s)Teenager (13-19), Young Adult (20-35), Adult (36-50)
Type of monologue / Character isLamenting, Complaining, Frustrated, Mocking
TypeComic
PeriodRenaissance
GenreComedy
PropsTwo shoes, a staff and a hat
DescriptionLaunce complains about his dog's insensitivity
DetailsACT 2 Scene 3

Summary

The play is about two childhood friends from Verona, Valentine and Proteus. In the beginning of the story Valentine leaves Verona for the Duke's court in Milan. Proteus remains in Verona because of his love for Julia. Proteus' father, Antonio, eventually decides to send his son to the Duke of Milan's court to join Valentine. Reluctantly, Proteus accepts his father's will and leaves with his servant Launce.

In this funny monologue, in ACT II, Scene 3, Launce laments the fact that his dog Crab didn't show any emotions when he bade farewell to his family. Launce says everybody was sad and emotional, his sister, maid, his grandmother and even his cat but not Crab. He didn't even shed a tear...He then acts out the scene using his shoes to play his parents, a staff to play his sister, a hat to play her maid. He then debates to himself if he should play Crab or Crab should play himself. He tells the audience to pay attention on how insensitive the dog was through-out the whole scene.

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Excerpt
LAUNCE
Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping;
all the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I
have received my proportion, like the prodigious
son, and am going with Sir Proteus to the Imperial's
court. I think Crab, my dog, be the sourest-natured
dog that lives: my mother weeping, my father
wailing, my sister crying, our maid howling, our cat
wringing her hands, and all our house in a great
perplexity, yet did not this cruel-hearted cur shed
one tear: he is a stone, a very pebble stone, and
has no more pity in him than a dog: a Jew would have
wept to have seen our parting; why, my grandam,
having no eyes, look you, wept herself blind at my
parting. Nay, I'll show you the manner of it. This
shoe is my father: no, this left shoe is my father:
no, no, this left shoe is my mother: nay, that
cannot be so neither: yes, it is so, it is so, it
hath the worser sole. This shoe, with the hole in
it, is my mother, and this my father; a vengeance
on't! there 'tis: now, sit, this staff is my
sister, for, look you, she is as white as a lily and
as small as a wand: this hat is Nan, our maid: I
am the dog: no, the dog is himself, and I am the
dog--Oh! the dog is me, and I am myself; ay, so,
so. Now come I to my father; Father, your blessing:
now should not the shoe speak a word for weeping:
now should I kiss my father; well, he weeps on. Now
come I to my mother: O, that she could speak now
like a wood woman! Well, I kiss her; why, there
'tis; here's my mother's breath up and down. Now
come I to my sister; mark the moan she makes. Now
the dog all this while sheds not a tear nor speaks a
word; but see how I lay the dust with my tears.

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