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| Character | Barbara | |
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age Range(s) | Young Adult (20-35) | |
| Type of monologue / Character is | Scolding | |
| Type | Dramatic | |
| Year | 2013 | |
| Period | Contemporary | |
| Genre | Comedy | |
| Description | A porn-obsessed man tries to be in a relationship. | |
| Details | 1 hr into the film | |
Summary
A porn-obsessed man tries to be in a relationship.
Written by Lena Dunham
| Excerpt |
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| Hi, Jon. Remember when we first started dating? What’s the one thing I asked? I said, “Don’t lie to me.” Nobody said anything. You looked at 46 porno sites today, Jon. Just today. Don't fucking lie to me, no one said anything, it’s right there in your history. All you do is look at porno. That’s all you fucking do! It’s in your history..? ...In your browser? Oh, come on, don’t tell me you don’t know what your history is, huh? No. Of course you don’t, because if you did, you would have erased it like a good little phoney, here. There, go ahead. Look. Please don't call me "baby". "I love you", don't ever that to me ever again. What do I want you say, huh? How about, "I'm sorry that I've been lying since the first day that we started dating", huh? How about that? How about, "I'm sorry I have more sex with that thing than I do with my girlfriend"! You are so full of shit, you are full of shit! Yeah, I know we do it all the fucking time, so what the fuck is wrong with you?! What are you doing, huh? How do you watch that shit?! ...What? How do I watch movies? What? What do you mean, that has nothing to with anything! Movies and pornos are two different things, they give awards for movies! "They give awards for pornos, too", shut up! Shut the fuck up! I can't believe we're talking about this. |
